Bobby always falls asleep before me. Sometimes just a few minutes, sometimes hours. He also snores, and over the years, I've come up with various ways to get him to stop without totally waking him up. Sometimes it's a lost cause, so I retreat to my side of the bed and possibly poke him until he rolls over.
Last night, he was being really clingy and woke up enough to hold on to me to keep me from moving away.
Me: I gotta, I swear you're half bear.
Him: Well, if I'm a bear, you're my bear hair.
Me: ... .... ..... What?
Him: I'm bald and cold without you!
Me: Your bear hair?
Him: Yeah.
Me: *totally dying laughing*
Him: ... .... ..... What?
Me: I'll tell you again in the morning.
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